Books don’t give autographs, SQUIDBRAINS!!!
Oh, this is just ridiculous.
So Kanye West, whose mother was an English professor, has come out with a press release saying that he is a “proud non-reader of books” … but also that he’s written … a book. Here’s some brilliance:
“I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph.”
“I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life.”
If these bits of wisdom sound like something you’d like to have in printed form, here is a description of what you’ll be able to find in “Thank You and You’re Welcome”:
“His book is 52 pages — some blank, others with just a few words — and offers his optimistic philosophy on life. One two-page section reads, ‘Life is 5% what happens and 95% how you react!’ Another page reads ‘I hate the word hate!’”
The man has released a 52-page book(let) with BLANK PAGES. He couldn’t even fill that paltry amount of pages with his nonsense! Actually, he couldn’t even manage the half-assed effort himself! The book “was written with J. Sakiya Sandifer.”
A 52-page book(let). Written by two people. With blank pages.
